Twilight. The Disgrace of true Vampires.

This is if they existed.

And now we speak of the worse, supernatural, drama/romance novel, classified by vague, twelve year old, pseudo scene girls, that constantly need an obsession to forget just how stupid and self conscious they are, to become "perfect" for their "idol".

The vam--no, thanks to a friend of mine; the TOOTH FAIRY, presented in the twilight series is nothing but a total massacre of the supreme humanoid overlord of all bloodsucking seductive vampires. Well, at least the volturi are still as evil and intelligent, and remain with the crimson bloody red eyes and calculist mentality, seeking only their survival to remain their "world" so to say, in a strict, and organized manner. no relations with humans, they are food only.

But then come these completely pussified vampires, that don't go all nomnomnom on humans, but on animals, as only a surviving alternative!! THEY WANT SOME HUMAN BLOOD THEN GO GET IT YOU STUPID PUSSY--, I mean, EDWARD.

This is also the disgrace for the names themselves. Now the name it self, cannot be mentionted without referenced to the tooth fairy, Edward Cullen! I love the name Edward!! why the fuck such a pussified name FOR A FUCKING AMERICAN VAMPIRE?!!!

If he was brittish, of course, completely excusable, but dammit!! He could be named Glenn, or Owen or something like that!! It'd be far more hateable!!

The topic of the fangs. THERE IS NO FANGS!! THEY ARE FANGLESS. THIS IS COMPELTELY OUTRAGEOUS!! ALL VAMPIRES HAVE FANGS!!! POINTY, SHARP, BLOODTHIRSTY FANGS!!!

Vampires, are cold, feelingless bastards. however, they do not all think the same, they could like to see the general reaction of one knowing of his existance, and pherhaps befriend someone just for the amusement itself, a relationship similar to Raito and Ryuk. When the time comes, the human dies as food or old age. Just that, nothing more, nothing less.